Oh my... just, oh my.

I dedicate this post to my sister, the English teacher, who will be at least as offended by this as I am. Probably more so, because she likely hears things like this on a daily basis.

This is a transcript of a rambling, addle-brained, stream-of-consciousness statement (?) from a video clip referenced here. Now, I do realize that spoken English is often less "proper" than written English, but I wouldn't even call this English... more like gibberish.

"Basically I was like, you know, I read what you said, and I had like, cuz see, I kinda come at it from a different perspective, like I totally don't begrudge frustration or anything like that, but I'm kind of wondering like, I guess for me it was sort of like, I understand it, but like, what is, what was your expectation, you know, like I guess, that's me, it seems like the hardest part to swallow about what you're saying is you sort of said that you and your friends expected everything to kind of change and it's not really changing you know. "

One sentence. That is one sentence.

And I dare you to diagram it.

Or even translate it.

Into English.

To the unfortunate mush-brained fool who uttered those words, I can only say, "Truly, you have a dizzying intellect."