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Yes... I'm taking an unplanned bloggy break. Until I get my keyboard sorted out.
That's what the previous line looks like without that all-important row of characters, which is now not functioning. Because some genius spilled water on the keyboard.
Oh. That would be me.
You should've seen how quickly I snatched up the keyboard, tilted it on its side, and got that can of compressed air going. I even pried off some of the buttons and got all the gunk out from under them and replaced them. But here I sit, at Kerry's keyboard - which is sticky and covered with coffee stains and probably hasn't been dusted since Slick Willie was in office yet still works - pondering the injustice of life.
I'm formulating my plea for help. Kerry is out at the hardware store just now, unaware that my brilliant ploy - unplugging the keyboard and sitting it upside down on the forced-air heat vent while I took a nap - has failed to restore its functionality. And I don't think the rest of my array of highly technical skills (turn it off, unplug it, and try again) are going to succeed either.
And I need my computer. It's for school. Really. And for Bible Study. I'm very altruistic, you know.
And I'll miss you all until we get this sorted.