That's terrible! What could it be?
No, it's not whatever is hanging on the wall behind those old boards. They are the art. Yes, that is modern art by the late Martin Kibbenberger, titled When It Starts Dripping From the Ceiling.
No, I'm not kidding.
He painted this plastic tub at the bottom to look like dirty water had dripped into it, off the pieces of wood.
And got a million bucks for it. Genius.
Until - whoops! - apparently, "an overzealous cleaner ruined it"; mistaking it for "an eyesore that needed a good scrub."
The museum that had this piece of art on loan is distraught. Horrified. In fact, a spokesperson lamented that, "it is now impossible to return it to its original state."
Come on over to my garage, and I can fix you up for a bargain price.