I gave the boys a few caramels for dessert.
Wyatt stuck his together, put one end in his mouth, and began chewing slowly with the other end sticking out of his lips.
Tate immediately began to snort and giggle. I think tears were actually coming out of his eyes.
Wyatt! It looks like you have a turd in your mouth!
Wyatt jumped up and ran from the table... to the bathroom, to look in the mirror.
Because, really, who could pass up the chance to see what you look like with a turd in your mouth.