How many Christians does it take to change a light bulb?
Charismatic : Only 1
Hands are already in the air.
Pentecostal : 10
One to change the bulb, and nine to pray against the spirit of darkness.
Presbyterians : None
Lights will go on and off at predestined times.
Roman Catholic: None
Candles only.
Baptists : At least 15.
One to change the light bulb, and three committees to approve the change and decide who brings the potato salad and fried chicken.
Episcopalians: 3
One to call the electrician, one to mix the drinks and one to talk about how much better the old one was.
Mormons : 5
One man to change the bulb, and four wives to tell him how to do it.
Unitarians :
We choose not to make a statement either in favor of or against the need for a light bulb. However, if in your own journey you have found that light bulbs work for you, you are invited to write a poem or compose a modern dance about your light bulb for the next Sunday service, in which we will explore a number of light bulb traditions, including incandescent, fluorescent, 3-way, long-life and tinted, all of which are equally valid paths to luminescence.
Methodists : Undetermined
Whether your light is bright, dull, or completely out, you are loved. You can be a light bulb, turnip bulb, or tulip bulb. Bring a bulb of your choice to the Sunday lighting service and a covered dish to pass..
Nazarene : 6
One woman to replace the bulb while five men review church lighting policy.
Lutherans : None
Lutherans don't believe in change..
Amish :
What's a light bulb?
6 comments:
Julie, I really enjoyed this! I sent it to all of my family. :) Love you. Miss you! Let's have a swimming date soon with all of our boys. :) hugs, Gin.
ROFL! We have a "Holy Hilarity Sunday" on the Sunday after Easter. It's a very lighthearted service with lots of jokes and someone brought this one a few years ago. It got lots of laughs!
Rhanks for the chuckle!!!
We'll try that again... thanks for the chuckle!!
I'll bring the fried chicken!
~Squirrel (a Baptist)
Lol! That is a really good one!
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